Inchoate Winter Season 2 Set

Inchoate Winter Season 2 Set Instant download crochet pattern £10      This pattern is available in US and UK terms [in-koh-it, -eyt or, esp. British, in-koh-eyt] adjective Not yet completed or fully developed; rudimentary. Just begun; incipient. Not organized; lacking order: Inchoate and all three season 2 winter outfits in one handy pack, you’ll have the best dressed Inchoate on the block. 4mm hook 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4 inches…

Inchoate Angel Sweater and Hat

Angel Sweater and Hat Instant download crochet pattern £3      This pattern is available in US and UK terms This pattern is for the Sweater and hat only and assumes that you own the Inchoate pattern. Run run as fast as you can you can crochet the gingerbread man. 2.5mm hook 4mm hook 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4…

Inchoate Christmas Pudding Sweater and Hat

Christmas Pudding Sweater and Hat Instant download crochet pattern £3      This pattern is available in US and UK terms This pattern is for the Sweater and hat only and assumes that you own the Inchoate pattern. Even if you don’t like Christmas pudding (like me) you’ll love this sweater and hat set for your Inchoate.. 2.5mm hook 4mm hook…

Inchoate Gingerbread Man Sweater and Hat

Gingerbread Man Sweater and Hat Instant download crochet pattern £3      This pattern is available in US and UK terms This pattern is for the Sweater and hat only and assumes that you own the Inchoate pattern. Run run as fast as you can you can crochet the gingerbread man. 4mm hook 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4…

BOOBS

Originally posted on Itchy Crochet:
breasts, tatas, the girls, baps, bangers, even moobs, need looking after, they need checking for changes, and lumps, and bumps, useful information here . This is not something to be shy about, this is also not something to be hiding from men, for a couple of reasons ? Male significant others…

The Opposite

I am not a fan of “dust if you must…” and “Real mums…”, we are all different and all have different priorities, I have to have the house clean and tidy before I can start work (which is why no work gets done in teh school holidays) but my rule for The Hellions “make as…

Crocodile stitch by Moogly

Crocodile stitch by Moogly       RRP Free What ever you fancy what the pattern tells you, hook     I was asked by a friend to make a pair of dragon scale gloves, since I had meant to try crocodile stitch for ages I, in a fit of procrastination, decided to make them on Monday.…

I Don’t Live In The Real World

Most of you will know that I watch a lot of TV, like my whole work day is spent watching TV unless I am tech editing. Most of what I watch involves aliens or mythical creatures, there is a very good reason for this,  THE REAL WORLD IS FULL OF MORONS. I am not talking…

The Great Amazon Adventure

On Friday Crochet Widower noticed that we had been paying for Amazon Prime US since April, as we use Amazon Prime UK I hadn’t noticed before. “Could it have been me?” I asks Crochet Widower “no it’s Amazon US” “Could I not have accidentally signed up on US?” “Amazon automatically directs you to the geographically…

Five Is The Magic Number.

I really struggle making more than five on one thing, I once made twenty babies for a baby shower and i couldn’t crochet for hours after. If you have been a friend for a while you will notice that, when I am working on a blanket of afghan, I will leave it in a bag…

Inchoate Cat Hoodie

Cat Hoodie Instant download crochet pattern £3      This pattern is available in US and UK terms This pattern is for the hoodie only and assumes that you own the Inchoate pattern. Not all black cats are bad luck, your Inchoate will love this Halloween inspired outfit. 4mm hook 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4 inches 4mm hook…

Inchoate Madrake Hoodie

Mandrake Hoodie Instant download crochet pattern £3      This pattern is available in US and UK terms This pattern is for the hoodie only and assumes that you own the Inchoate pattern. Scream your head off with this adorable Mandrake root hoodie this Halloween. 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4 inches 4mm hook 2.5mm hook 36m A 10m…

Inchoate Autumn Set

Inchoate Autumn Set Instant download crochet pattern £10      This pattern is available in US and UK terms [in-koh-it, -eyt or, esp. British, in-koh-eyt] adjective Not yet completed or fully developed; rudimentary. Just begun; incipient. Not organized; lacking order: Inchoate and all three autumn hoodies in one handy pack, you’ll have the best dressed Inchoate on the block. 4mm hook 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4 inches 2.5mm hook 36 DC/SC +…

Inchoate Pumpkin Hoodie

Pumpkin Hoodie Instant download crochet pattern £3    This pattern is available in US and UK terms This pattern is for the hoodie only and assumes that you own the Inchoate pattern. What autumnal collection if complete with out a pumpkin, your Inchoate will feel top of the town in this hoodie. 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4 inches…

Halloween

I know you are accustomed to a review on Wednesdays but I have not used a pattern other than my own for a while and would like some shameless self promotion. As you probably know by now I love Halloween and all things dress up, I know as an adult I am supposed to say…

The Cool Girl

You know that cool girl* you see on your way to work/school every day? Maybe she works in the same building as you, or you are at the same school. You know the one, she has the hair style you really want but are not quite sure you can pull it off, her clothes are…

Picot Edge Stitch

Unlucky for some #13, Picot edge stitch   I always feel a little awkward with picots, no idea why because it is a really easy stitch and has great impact.   I’m thinking the stituary is boring but really can’t think of a way to liven things up, sorry. TTFN

Emma Waterfall Cardigan

Emma Waterfall Cardigan Instant download crochet pattern £6     This pattern is available in US and UK terms This cosy cardigan is constructed in panels with shaped sleeves and seamed along the shoulders. sides, and under arms. Though relativley simple in design this pattern containes deatailed seaming instructions with hints and tips to help the construction…

You May Have Noticed

that I have recently changed the prices of my patterns, I was reluctant to do so as I don’t want to charge so much no one wants to buy them, but at the same time charging too little leads people to thinking “you get what you pay for”, pricing patterns is not easy, in fact…

Adult’s Nate Winter Set

Adult’s Nate Winter set Instant download crochet pattern £7     This pattern is available in US and UK terms       Both Nate hats (slouch and beanie), neck warmer, and gloves (with secret stitch), just what you need as the nights draw in.   G/4mm hook INC= Increases DEC= Decreases. BOB= Bobble stitch FSC/FDC= Foundation stitches 5…

Children’s Nate Winter Set

Children’s Nate Winter set Instant download crochet pattern £7     This pattern is available in US and UK terms       Both Nate hats (slouch and beanie), Keyhole scarf, and mittens, just what your little ones need as the nights draw in.   G/4mm hook INC= Increases DEC= Decreases. BOB= Bobble stitch FSC/FDC= Foundation stitches 5…

Woodland Creatures Crochet Pattern Set

THIS is Halloween instant download crochet pattern £9     This pattern is available in US and UK terms These woodsy fellas are aprox 4 inches tall and play best together, hide them in nooks and crannies to delight your friends.  DEC= Decreases INC= Increases Join new colour mid row PB= Place bead   20 SC/DC and 24 Rows = 4 inch   **The…

Have an AMI Christmas

THIS is Halloween instant download crochet pattern £9     This pattern is available in US and UK terms These cheerful fellas are aprox 4 inches tall and play best together, hide them in nooks and crannies to delight your friends.  DEC= Decreases INC= Increases Join new colour mid row PB= Place bead   20 SC/DC and 24 Rows = 4 inch   **The…

THIS is halloween

THIS is Halloween instant download crochet pattern £9     This pattern is available in US and UK terms These spooky fellas are aprox 4 inches tall and play best together, hide them in nooks and crannies to spook your friends. DEC= Decreases INC= Increases Join new colour mid row PB= Place bead   20 SC/DC and 24 Rows = 4 inch  …

Inchoate Summer Set

Inchoate Summer Set Instant download crochet pattern £10      This pattern is available in US and UK terms [in-koh-it, -eyt or, esp. British, in-koh-eyt] adjective Not yet completed or fully developed; rudimentary. Just begun; incipient. Not organized; lacking order: Inchoate and all three summer hoodies in one handy pack, you’ll have the best dressed Inchoate on the block. 4mm hook 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4 inches 2.5mm hook 36 DC/SC +…

Inchoate Spring Set

Inchoate Spring Set Instant download crochet pattern £10      This pattern is available in US and UK terms [in-koh-it, -eyt or, esp. British, in-koh-eyt] adjective Not yet completed or fully developed; rudimentary. Just begun; incipient. Not organized; lacking order: Inchoate and all three spring hoodies in one handy pack, you’ll have the best dressed Inchoate on the block. 4mm hook 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4 inches 2.5mm hook 36 DC/SC +…

Inchoate Winter Set

Inchoate Winter Set Instant download crochet pattern £10      This pattern is available in US and UK terms [in-koh-it, -eyt or, esp. British, in-koh-eyt] adjective Not yet completed or fully developed; rudimentary. Just begun; incipient. Not organized; lacking order: Inchoate and all three winter hoodies in one handy pack, you’ll have the best dressed Inchoate on the block. 4mm hook 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4 inches 2.5mm hook 36…

I Don’t Accept “Challenges”

The ice bucket challenge, the love your spouse challenge, perfect mum challenge (or what ever it was called), any of those things. For starters the people I love are told and shown regularly, I don’t need to prove it to Facebook, and for seconds they blur on my timeline, the awareness they are trying to…

Berry Lace Stitch

oooh a dozen #12 Berry Lace Stitch   I’m not keen on this stitch, it’s easy enough but because of the way crochet works you can’t get the pattern repeats to actually line up and that spoils it for me, but then we all know I am fussy. TTFN

Yarn Bin Review

OK, in the interest of full disclosure I will say I was sent a free Yarn Bin to review, in the interest of knowing me if I didn’t like it I’d tell you. RRP £30 but currently on sale for £21.99 over at Amazon Now, I have had yarn bins before and was not converted,…

Irish Filigree Necklace by Annie Potter

Irish Filigree Necklace by Annie Potter       RRP Free Thread 1.65mm hook     I will start with how wonderful this pattern is, it is well written, explains the shaping cords just right, and is easy to follow. I cannot fault this pattern in any way, if you like thread work have a go at…

A Moment of Madness

I am still in the June induced funk, I can’t seem to start work on any of the patterns I have in my head, so I decided to make a necklace last week. This necklace escalated in to an etsy listing    They fasten with a cunning button and everything. But theses didn’t look enough…

Neurosis Parasol

Neurosis Parasol Instant download crochet pattern  £6     This pattern is available in US and UK terms 46 inch diameter 1600m lace weight cotton 2.5mm hook Darning needle Worked in the round INC= Increases 36 DC X 15 rows = 4 inches **The pattern is available in US and UK terms** All of my patterns…

The Twilight zone

Today I will be packing and posting Inchoate kits and making necklaces. I am in a sort of Twilight zone with my crocheting, I have a pattern I want to write but haven’t decided on yarn yet, I have the Neurosis parasol pattern to publish but have a couple of finishing touches to do in…

Elfy the Elf by Sayjai Thawornsupacharoen

Elfy the Elf by Sayjai Thawornsupacharoen       RRP £4.18 4 ply 3mm hook     This was a custom order, this pattern was specifically requested. I LOVE this pattern, super easy to follow, lovely details, very well thought out, and importantly, minimal sewing. If you want an elf pattern that, in my opinion,…