Two days after my birthday and I still feel rough, I blame The Hookers.
|Spot the Crochet Widower|
December is a busy month for me, Along with all Christmas prep I have THE SCHOOL PLAY and the end of year party. The Clones school have been a touch lax this year, we got the letter with the details about the school play on THE WEEK BEFORE and the letter told us to supply a Santa hat as well. Three days before the end of year party we received a letter asking for us to send in food for the party, we were given a specific food to send and it had to be in the day before. Things got a bit hairy for me here as The Clone asked for rainbow cakes, I had oat cakes to make and had to visit the in laws I did it, and the cakes were lovely if I do say so myself
Also in December is my sisters birthday an the 16th, my sister does not like having her birthday so close to Christmas on little bit so I try to get her a present that is that little bit more special than it needs to be. I am not very good at this but did make her cry one year and always strive to better myself. My sister is a stylist and is taking a collage course at the moment, my sister and a collage course can only mean one thing, I have to play Girls World. This time Marie Antoinette was the inspiration yes I do have a scale model of the Cutty Sark on my head. This is well worth it mind, as she has lent me some money so I could but Meatloaf tickets for April I was worried they would sell out before I had the money.
December also brings MY birthday on the 21st, this year I had the added pressure of not causing the worlds to end by turning 36, I think I handled it beautifully My birthday is also the Winter Solstice so that’s an extra excuse to celebrate. I mean, it’s the shortest day of the year, this means it’s the longest night wink wink. This year I assembled The Hookers and we played drinking games and caused havoc like teenagers in my living-room I decided to have my debauchery at home this year as it was a Friday, the last one before Christmas, I did not want to risk having to slap a drunken fool for being annoying.
The Hellions are driving me mad, if I hear @Tomorrow is Christmas Eve@ one more time I shall get all Grinch on their ass. So for now HAPPY HOGSWATCH or what ever else mid winter festival you are celebrating things are looking up, the days are getting longer, I’m 36, and the world did not end.