It’s All About Me

It has been a busy few months, with now being on Instagram and getting back in the swing of writing garment patterns (that Inchoate may be cute but it get’s a little demanding with clothes), and I find there are quite a few more than last time I told you about me. There I am,…

I Was Wrong

Now you will have noticed a lot of internet noise surrounding octopus (octopuses is acceptable but I don’t like it). If you don’t know now, there are groups that are organizing crochet and knitted octopus for premature babies as the tentacles (snigger) feel like the umbilical cord. I don’t have a photo of any octopus…

Blessed Silence

The Hellions are back in school, I love them and oh are they funny, Geek Girl was pulling faces at me and dancing like a snake last night Ok it’s an old photo but you get the gist. This morning they were arguing about when World Book Day is and a temper tantrum was had…

Half Term

I love The Hellions, you know this, but I also love my sanity, I can only have one of these things full time. I have just had to stop typing to google “kids horror films” for Geek Girl who has now gone for a nap, like she watched four minutes of a bad telling of Beauty…

Riot Bear

Riot Bear Instant download crochet pattern £7      This pattern is available in US and UK terms When made with a yarn with a long colour change the increases, decreases, and different shapes make this bear a Riot. I like to use safety joints for my bears and include instructions for joint placement as well as eye placement.…

Inchoate Flower Fairy Set

Inchoate Flower Fairy Set Instant download crochet pattern £10      This pattern is available in US and UK terms [in-koh-it, -eyt or, esp. British, in-koh-eyt] adjective Not yet completed or fully developed; rudimentary. Just begun; incipient. Not organized; lacking order: Inchoate and all three winter hoodies in one handy pack, you’ll have the best dressed Inchoate on the block. 4mm hook 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4 inches 2.5mm hook 36…

Inchoate Vine Fairy Sweater and Wig

Inchoate Vine Fairy Sweater and Wig Instant download crochet pattern £3      This pattern is available in US and UK terms This pattern is for the Sweater and wig only and assumes that you own the Inchoate pattern. Some fairies are delecate and ethereal, others and more substantial and durable, your Inchoate could be the toughest fairy around with this…

Inchoate Rose Fairy Sweater and Wig

Inchoate Rose Fairy Sweater and Wig Instant download crochet pattern £3      This pattern is available in US and UK terms This pattern is for the Sweater and wig only and assumes that you own the Inchoate pattern. Some fairies are delecate and ethereal, others and more substantial and durable, your Inchoate could be the toughest fairy around with…

Inchoate Moss Fairy Sweater and Wig

Inchoate Moss Fairy Sweater and Wig Instant download crochet pattern £3      This pattern is available in US and UK terms This pattern is for the Sweater and wig only and assumes that you own the Inchoate pattern. Some fairies are delecate and ethereal, others and more substantial and durable, your Inchoate could be the toughest fairy around with…

Time For Tea

Last week The Orical came to visit and The Clone was off school not actually ill, so, as it her way, The Orical instructed The Clone to brew up, this was the first time she had made a cup of tea, or any hot drink for that matter. I now have a nine year old…

Tunisian Tunic

This is a trial run of the new format for reviews, to stop them being so dry and “itchy” them up a bit. Last week; I asked you to make a decision for me and every one decided that my next sweater pattern should be the badly drawn corner to corner asymmetrical number so I…

Arts and Crafts

I just have to seam the tunisian crochet top now so I’ll be telling you all about it next week, but for now I would like your opinion. As you know, if you have been around for a while, I am a procrastinator, I do not make decisions quickly, and I have a giant list of…

Eat, Sleep, Love

I have been ill for a week, I have been told it could last another two weeks, I am rubbish at being ill. I have not got much of anything done in the last week, for three days I was too weak to crochet and was sleeping for fourteen hours a day, then The Clone…

New Year New Me

OK, not really. You see I am rather live in the moment, I never really got the big deal surrounding the numbering of the year, this spreads out to birthdays too, yes I celebrate my birthday but really I am only a day older than I was the day before. So I didn’t post “Happy…

I Do This Every Year

I am now only working on personal projects until the new year (or until I get itchy for one of the new patterns in my head). In teh last week I have used 2mm KNITTING NEEDLES   This was for a teeny, took a day, test knit and I’ll tell you all about it when…

The Hellions

I have posted about the differences between The Hellions a couple of times now, but as they get older the differences get more pronounced. The Clone is a ticking time bomb and will fly in to a dramatic rage about the smallest of things, like “time to tidy up now” or “you can’t go out…

Christmas 2017

No I did not get the date wrong, yes I may have lost my mind. This tale of terror started on Thursday when I met Things By Us and Gissys Gifts at the Etsy Local Event In The People’s History Museum (they have ROBOT sinks, they do all the stiff on their own), I had an amazing…

Silver Linings

If you follow me on Facebook or Twitter you will now by now that Saturday’s craft fair was not what I was… em… expecting. A friend told me about the fair and as it was for an animal charity I thought it would be a nice warm up for the Etsy Local Event in The…

First World Problems

Oh the troubles I’ve seen, this week anyway. I needed to have a wardrobe clear out, it was urgent, it was urgent six months ago to be honest. “Oh Itchy, you poor thing you.” I hear you cry sarcastically, but you see it is not the amount of clothes that is the problem, I am…

What It Takes…

… to sell at a craft fair. This will be the second time I have sworn off craft fairs then changed my mind “just to see”, this time I think I know what the problem was, hats and scarves do not sell well, and do not do craft fairs that do not insist on insurance…

Questions, Questions.

This week two important question presented themselves to me.   ONE Why don’t people sing Happy Birthday on TV. This question starts with an explanation that, for the most part, I watch US TV more than UK so a lot of questions arise that are simply cultural and The Question of Happy Birthday was pegged…

Upstaged Again

As you will already now I am rather a fan of Halloween and playing dress up (I am not mature enough to call it cosplay), there have been some spectacular years, and some not so much, but the thing that has stood out for the last 15 or so years is that Crochet Widower is…

Inchoate Winter Season 2 Set

Inchoate Winter Season 2 Set Instant download crochet pattern £10      This pattern is available in US and UK terms [in-koh-it, -eyt or, esp. British, in-koh-eyt] adjective Not yet completed or fully developed; rudimentary. Just begun; incipient. Not organized; lacking order: Inchoate and all three season 2 winter outfits in one handy pack, you’ll have the best dressed Inchoate on the block. 4mm hook 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4 inches…

Inchoate Angel Sweater and Hat

Angel Sweater and Hat Instant download crochet pattern £3      This pattern is available in US and UK terms This pattern is for the Sweater and hat only and assumes that you own the Inchoate pattern. Run run as fast as you can you can crochet the gingerbread man. 2.5mm hook 4mm hook 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4…

Inchoate Christmas Pudding Sweater and Hat

Christmas Pudding Sweater and Hat Instant download crochet pattern £3      This pattern is available in US and UK terms This pattern is for the Sweater and hat only and assumes that you own the Inchoate pattern. Even if you don’t like Christmas pudding (like me) you’ll love this sweater and hat set for your Inchoate.. 2.5mm hook 4mm hook…

Inchoate Gingerbread Man Sweater and Hat

Gingerbread Man Sweater and Hat Instant download crochet pattern £3      This pattern is available in US and UK terms This pattern is for the Sweater and hat only and assumes that you own the Inchoate pattern. Run run as fast as you can you can crochet the gingerbread man. 4mm hook 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4…

BOOBS

Originally posted on Itchy Crochet:
breasts, tatas, the girls, baps, bangers, even moobs, need looking after, they need checking for changes, and lumps, and bumps, useful information here . This is not something to be shy about, this is also not something to be hiding from men, for a couple of reasons ? Male significant others…

The Opposite

I am not a fan of “dust if you must…” and “Real mums…”, we are all different and all have different priorities, I have to have the house clean and tidy before I can start work (which is why no work gets done in teh school holidays) but my rule for The Hellions “make as…

Crocodile stitch by Moogly

Crocodile stitch by Moogly       RRP Free What ever you fancy what the pattern tells you, hook     I was asked by a friend to make a pair of dragon scale gloves, since I had meant to try crocodile stitch for ages I, in a fit of procrastination, decided to make them on Monday.…

I Don’t Live In The Real World

Most of you will know that I watch a lot of TV, like my whole work day is spent watching TV unless I am tech editing. Most of what I watch involves aliens or mythical creatures, there is a very good reason for this,  THE REAL WORLD IS FULL OF MORONS. I am not talking…

The Great Amazon Adventure

On Friday Crochet Widower noticed that we had been paying for Amazon Prime US since April, as we use Amazon Prime UK I hadn’t noticed before. “Could it have been me?” I asks Crochet Widower “no it’s Amazon US” “Could I not have accidentally signed up on US?” “Amazon automatically directs you to the geographically…

Five Is The Magic Number.

I really struggle making more than five on one thing, I once made twenty babies for a baby shower and i couldn’t crochet for hours after. If you have been a friend for a while you will notice that, when I am working on a blanket of afghan, I will leave it in a bag…

Inchoate Cat Hoodie

Cat Hoodie Instant download crochet pattern £3      This pattern is available in US and UK terms This pattern is for the hoodie only and assumes that you own the Inchoate pattern. Not all black cats are bad luck, your Inchoate will love this Halloween inspired outfit. 4mm hook 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4 inches 4mm hook…

Inchoate Madrake Hoodie

Mandrake Hoodie Instant download crochet pattern £3      This pattern is available in US and UK terms This pattern is for the hoodie only and assumes that you own the Inchoate pattern. Scream your head off with this adorable Mandrake root hoodie this Halloween. 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4 inches 4mm hook 2.5mm hook 36m A 10m…

Inchoate Autumn Set

Inchoate Autumn Set Instant download crochet pattern £10      This pattern is available in US and UK terms [in-koh-it, -eyt or, esp. British, in-koh-eyt] adjective Not yet completed or fully developed; rudimentary. Just begun; incipient. Not organized; lacking order: Inchoate and all three autumn hoodies in one handy pack, you’ll have the best dressed Inchoate on the block. 4mm hook 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4 inches 2.5mm hook 36 DC/SC +…

Inchoate Pumpkin Hoodie

Pumpkin Hoodie Instant download crochet pattern £3    This pattern is available in US and UK terms This pattern is for the hoodie only and assumes that you own the Inchoate pattern. What autumnal collection if complete with out a pumpkin, your Inchoate will feel top of the town in this hoodie. 20 DC/SC + 16 Rows = 4 inches…

Halloween

I know you are accustomed to a review on Wednesdays but I have not used a pattern other than my own for a while and would like some shameless self promotion. As you probably know by now I love Halloween and all things dress up, I know as an adult I am supposed to say…